Yes, it's Spring Break, but we're not in Cancun anymore. Maybe if we squint really hard we'll see there is not much difference between being at home with the kids and being single on the beach with friends. Sure, there might not be pool-side margaritas and you're probably not signing up for a booze cruise, but there are plenty of other details that will have you convinced you're actually in Cancun.
ROCmomma's Top 10 Ways Spring Break 2012 & 1998 Are The Same
10. Guys are running around without shorts on
9. There are half-full cups lying around everywhere
8. Not everyone can agree on what to do or where to go
7. Afternoon siestas are the key to survival
6. You've been listening to the same 10 songs all week
5. There's someone crying in the corner
4. Everyone around you slurs when they speak and they don't always make sense
3. Spontaneous dance parties break out daily
2. There are "Foam Parties" nightly
1. There's always somebody who wets his/her pants
I hope you enjoy your Spring Break. Whether you're headed to the playground or the swim-up bar, have a wonderful week! As always, thanks for reading and please feel free to post a Comment. Thank you!
Hilarious! This proves you should be writing for Letterman or SNL. Lord knows they could use the help☺ Rock on ROCmomma!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much! I had fun coming up with the list for this one and I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for reading.
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